
Brass Upgrade Mugen MTC2/R Center Weight: Precision and Performance Boost! Get 19g of Awesome.
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XRAY X4 Brass Upgrade: Get Centered with This LCG T-Brace Weight! (18g)
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Awesomatix A800R Upgrade: Brass LCG Stiffener Weight - Dominate the Track (11.5g)
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GeoCarbon Noble Upgrade: Flysky's Throne Elevated. Rock Solid Grip, Superior Feel.
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XRAY X4 Brass Front Center Weight Boost Handling Now
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XRAY X4 LCG Front Side Weight Set – Level Up Your Racing!
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Awesomatix A800R Upgrade: Brass Rear Weight - LCG Performance Boost (15.5g)
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Awe-Inspiring A12 Front Weight Boost – Brass 10g
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Awesomatix A800R Brass Front End Upgrade: Heavier, Better Handling Weights!
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Awesomatix A800R Shim Plate Set: Level Up Your Roll Centre!
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Awesomatix A12: Brass LCG Rear Weight Upgrade - 6.5g x 2 - Get that Grip!
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Awesomatix A800R Brass Rear Weight: Get That Edge! 6.7g Perfection. Dominate the Track!
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